Will code for .. well... yeah

[mark_olson]

I can work quite well with (X)HTML, Perl, PHP, MySQL and will make websites of nearly any size and shape for little gifts such as CDs, hard drives, pretty much whatever we can decide on.
I only lack the talent to do any serious graphical work.

I also can spew random quotes for mere pennies an hour while juggling flaming chainsaws.

contact of sorts (mark@sardonica.net)

[Mr. Popularity]

Will code for food? or halloween candy?

[mark_olson]

Will code for food? or halloween candy?
Are we talking skittles, starburst, or some sort of peanut butter cup here?

[Mr. Popularity]

oh i dunno, you good with graphics? I can barely photoshop a stick figure. And how good with Oracle are you?

[mark_olson]

oh i dunno, you good with graphics? I can barely photoshop a stick figure.
that's roughly my level of skill
And how good with Oracle are you?
honestly - I haven't had a chance to use it in real life, but just by reading stuff I think I've got a decent idea of how it works.

[technobard]

Did someone say "Oracle"? I haven't stopped by here in a while, but I might have some time if someone needs some Oracle help/advice. I've been doing various things Oracle for the last 9 years, so I can probably help. I haven't done the PHP to Oracle thing, but that's not a big deal. Just let me know. I'll check back here later.