Obscure code or code poetry

[sans-hubris]

See this (http://www.codeexamples.org/cgi-bin/c2h/hl.cgi?filename=renehornpoetrycontest.cpp&type=HTML-detail) for an example on how not to write code. This code is purely for entertainment purposes only. If your computer fails upon reboot, burns to ashes, becomes infected with locusts, brings about a new plague, assassinates a major world leader, forces CEOs to be good and moral citizens, floods the Sahara, grows carrots out of your dog's ears, or causes brain hemorrhages (not that I know how such an event could possibly occur), all after running this code, I take absolutely no responsibility.

Now, I would like to see your worst, and most obscure or poetic code, but it must do something cool.

[Halide]

ummm :wtf:

[inkedmn]

heh, that's sick... :)

[Andie]

What are you trying to say here!!!

[zachogden]

if(OS == "Windows")
{
goto hell;
}

else if(OS == "Linux")
{
PatYourselfOnTheBack(2);
}

[kryptech.net]

hell:
fprintf(stderr, "you @#$%^&* windows *&^%$");

and finally Zach has seen the light...

[Whiteknight]

that link isnt working for me

[kryptech.net]

me either....

[Whiteknight]

awesome, me and kryptech can be no-link buddies

[zachogden]

I figured this post would get a lot of replies.....

[zachogden]

that link isnt working for me

Yes, probably because the original post is almost 2 years old. Not being rude, just figured it out myself.