A warning...

[Grizzly]

The next person that posts ANYTHING that even remotely resembles code, and doesn't use the [ code ] or [ php ] formatting tags, I will personally track you down and toilet paper your grandmother's house. There's just no friggin' excuse people...

[Halide]

Grizzly->remove();

hmm jk :P

[Grizzly]

function beatDown($badPerson){
$stillBreathing=true;
while($stillBreathing){
pummel($badPerson,"beer bottle");
lashing($badPerson,25,"bullwhip");
gangBang($badPerson,4,"wooden stick");
liquidHotMagma($badPerson);
sharksWithFrickinLaserBeams($badPerson,16,"acid tank");
}

echo "Yay! ".$badPerson." has been brought to justice.\n\n
This is supposed to have comedic value to 32 year old virgins who sit in front of a computer all day.\n\n
Thanks for playing.";
}

beatDown("Halide"); // haha, payback's a bitch!!

[Halide]

If i wasn't in a public place, I would be laughing out loud...

man, you really do need a life (wait, i do too!) :D

btw, that was leet :plot: