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vanselus
01-23-2004, 07:48 PM
This one is HILARIOUS and I just had to share:

http://www.gamespot.com/pc/adventure/ring2twilightofgods/review.html

Winston
01-24-2004, 12:32 AM
I don't know if I have ever seen a game given such a horrible review. Now I am on quest to find one :)!

vanselus
01-24-2004, 01:23 AM
do your worst!

Vladdrac
01-24-2004, 04:31 AM
how dare they make a game based on that classic flick, what did they expect?

Tammy
01-24-2004, 01:27 PM
Well, here's a funny bad game review. A highlight: "All in all, it's quite obvious the time and energy went into set design and mediocre character animations, not into actually making the game work."

http://www.gamespot.com/pc/action/meninblackthegame/review.html

Pyaray
01-24-2004, 05:41 PM
You guys didn't try hard enough...
http://www.gamespot.com/pc/driving/bigrigsotrr/review.html

:cool:

Pyaray

Viper007Bond
01-24-2004, 06:00 PM
Originally posted by Pyaray
You guys didn't try hard enough...
http://www.gamespot.com/pc/driving/bigrigsotrr/review.html
Wow...

And I expected that game to be from like 1997 or something like the previous link due to the graphics, but no, that was posted 10 days ago. Wow, oh wow...

Tammy
01-24-2004, 10:37 PM
Originally posted by Pyaray
You guys didn't try hard enough...
http://www.gamespot.com/pc/driving/bigrigsotrr/review.html

:cool:

Pyaray

That's a funny one!

Winston
01-24-2004, 11:58 PM
Whats really sad is that Wal-Mart and other companies pick up these games and sell them for $19.99 and the company makes thousands off of them. Its really sad!

metawu
01-25-2004, 10:18 PM
LOL oh man that is hilarious.
"Gameplay Footage 2
Whoops! Missed the checkpoint. Well, let's just back 'er up here,
and OH MY GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING! "

hahaha I remember some game got a 3% rating in a PC gamer magazine. I really don't understand how this happens. :P

Tammy
01-25-2004, 11:12 PM
LOL, you'd think they would have some kind of quality control!

vanselus
01-26-2004, 12:51 PM
Oh come on now... considering the cost of development, they probably made millions!

(ok, at least enough to buy lunch)

Viper007Bond
01-26-2004, 01:06 PM
Expensive lunch!

vanselus
01-26-2004, 01:19 PM
What, do you think BigMacs are free?

Viper007Bond
01-26-2004, 01:20 PM
We're going on a tangent again...

vanselus
01-26-2004, 01:35 PM
ok, i'll get us back on track. here's more zany hilarity:

http://www.gamespot.com/xbox/action/drake/review.html

http://www.gamespot.com/ps2/sports/gravitygamesbikesvd/index.html

http://www.gamespot.com/pc/sports/skydive/index.html

Viper007Bond
01-26-2004, 01:47 PM
Those are really sad...

Tammy
01-26-2004, 08:34 PM
Why do these topics always wind up talking about food?

vanselus
01-27-2004, 01:39 AM
Originally posted by Tammy
Why do these topics always wind up talking about food?

mmm... food...

Viper007Bond
01-27-2004, 10:32 AM
You are such a post whore.

vanselus
01-27-2004, 11:38 AM
And you always have to get the last word.

Here, read this article:

http://www.hearnet.com/features/feature_articlemusicears.shtml

Viper007Bond
01-27-2004, 02:40 PM
Sorry, but I can't hear you. :p

Insteresing article though. :)

Tammy
01-27-2004, 09:28 PM
Bigger brains? Is that because of all the drugs they do?

vanselus
01-27-2004, 09:30 PM
Originally posted by Tammy
Bigger brains? Is that because of all the drugs they do?

You didn't read the article! No no, it was just in the hearing centers of the brain...

Tammy
01-27-2004, 09:49 PM
"Those with musical experience had larger amounts of grey matter in the region called the Heschl's gyrus. The structure contained 536 to 983 cubic millimetres of grey matter in professional musicians, 189 to 798 cubic millimetres in amateurs, and 172 to 450 cubic millimetres in non-musicians."

Ok, maybe not drugs. Maybe too many years of standing in front of huge speakers!